All items are priced out in United States Dollar (USD). 


All orders are shipped via USPS within 2 to 5 business days of when the order was placed. Orders placed within United States usually arrive within 2 to 5 business days. Orders going to Canada take about 5 to 10 business days and International orders arrive within 7 to 21 business days. Tracking is available upon request at an additional cost. International orders may have customs or import duties applied—Theatre of the Absurd is not responsible for these extra costs.

USA: $3.00 USD
International: $6.00 USD 

We want to make sure you are happy with your order. If you have a problem or something isn't right, please contact us at beabsurd.info@gmail.com within 15 days of receiving order. If you change your mind and would like a refund, we will happily oblige, however you are responsible for return shipping. Returned items must be in the same condition as when you received them in order to receive a full refund.

If you'd like to carry our goods in your store, please contact us at beabsurd.info@gmail.com.